[MOUSE SQUEAKS]
[PENGUINS WENK]
[ALL CHEERING]
[SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
MAN: Aaah!
Get off! Aah!
We're coming!
Whoa!
[PANTING]
Be careful!
Hyah!
Grab him, Jake!
Hyah!
Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Jake!
Whoa! Ugh!
[CRACK! CRACK!]
[STRAINED] Whatever.
Waaaaaaaaaah!
Oh!
[GROANS]
Ohh.
Oh.
What happened?
Where's the deer?
[ECHOING] Paging Dr. Ice Cream.
Ice cream for my mou-u-u-th!
[NORMAL VOICE] Oh, dude!
I broke my stems!
[ECHOING] Hello?
Jake?
Princess?
[NORMAL VOICE] What the bliz?
Come on, people.
[GRUNTING]
[WHEELCHAIR SQUEAKS]
Yo!
Is everyone at church, worshipping glob?
Whoop!
[GRUNTING]
Skills. Skills.
[METAL CLANGING]
Huh?
Bazoobs.
[GRUNTS]
Jake?
Huh?
Oh, Finn, you're awake!
Yeah, I'm awake, but my jams are all busted.
Right.
Yeah, I saw that.
So, what happened?
Did you save everybody?
Oh, yeah.
I-I think so.
Maybe.
So, Jake, there's nobody here.
Did you notice that?
Yeah. Pretty freaky.
Don't worry.
Ouch!
They're all hiding.
From what?
From me.
What?!
It's my birthday, man.
Lady Rainicorn put together an elaborate surprise party.
She told you?
No, but I know Lady Rainicorn.
Ouch!
This is totally something she would do.
Think about it.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
So, wait, the whole kingdom is in on it'?
Yes, and they'll only come out if
they think we'll be surprised,
so we got to act like we're totally unaware, okay'?
Okay, man.
And how do we do that?
Just do what I'm doing.
Oh, look at me.
Living free without a suspicion in the world.
Never in my wildest dreams would
I guess someone was planning a surprise birthday party for me.
[LAUGHS]
Pretty tricky, right?
Come on, let's go back to the hut.
The what?
Come on! Come on!
♪ I got everything I need ♪
♪ Living free on trash booty ♪
♪ No, I don't suspect a thing ♪
♪ Blah, blublah, blublee ♪
♪ Hobo dreams ♪
Whoa.
Where'd you find time to build this?
I don't know.
It didn't take long.
Hmm.
So, what should I do now?
Collect branches for the hobo fire, dude.
Okay-
[WHEELCHAIR SQUEAKS]
Ouchies.
A hobo fire, fire, fire.
Boy, it sure is quiet around here!
Uh-huh!
I'd probably pee all over myself if somebody jumped out and
surprised me!
[SNIFFS]
Oh! Oh, I stink!
How long was I out for?
A day or two?
Huh.
What a convenient place to bathe.
Sure seems like a good time to come out if y'all are just
hiding and you don't, you know, want to see me pop my top!
[GRUNTING]
Oh, yeah. That's fresh.
I hope nobody's gonna jump out of the bushes and peeps my bod!
Heh heh heh heh!
Blblblblblblblbl!
Hmm.
Just got to char out the rotten parts --
good as new, man.
Stay vigilant.
Eat your protein.
Jake?
Hmm?
I am starting to question your theory about the surprise party.
Shh!
Don't talk so loud.
They might hear you.
But what if they're in trouble?
What if something happened to them?
We should try looking around.
No!
You'll ruin my surprise party!
Ow! Oh!
Arsh!
Dude, are you okay?
Just promise me, Finn --
promise not to look around.
[SIGHS]
Okay, I promise.
[MUTTERING] My birthday, it's gonna be rad.
[HOOF BEATS]
Hey, it's you!
Thanks for breaking my legs, you dumb-butt.
[SLURPS]
[SNIFFS]
[INDISTINCT VOICES ECHOING]
That sounds like...
Candy people.
FINN: Jake! Jake!
Mm. What?
I heard a sound coming from the sewer.
We should check it out.
No, man.
They'll surprise-party me when they're ready.
Be patient.
I'm being patient!
I waited all day, Jake!
Well, I've been waiting six months.
[ECHOING] ...six months.
Wait -- what are you saying?
Everything's gonna be fine.
[YAWNING] Even if we have to wait...
forever!
Have I been asleep for six months?
Yeah, but don't worry about it, man.
[THINKING] Face it, Finn --
your best friend is gone.
Finn?
[PANTING]
No-o-o-o!
Don't ruin the surprise!
Raaaaah!
Gah! Aah! Aah!
Whoa!
Oomph!
Hyah! Rah! Aah!
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
No!
Oh, my glob!
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
[GROANS]
Surprise!
Happy birthday, Jake!
Ow!
[INDISTINCT VOICES ECHOING]
Hey, Jake, what are you doing?
This is how my party's gonna go down.
Shake it, my friends.
Hey! Hey!
Sure is great seeing you all here.
Really makes me think.
Ow!
Lady, did you get extra T.P. for all the "potty" people?
[HIGH-PITCHED] No.
[NORMAL VOICE] Well, we might have some party peepers here,
and I want to be sure they don't wipe their buns on my cake.
Can I join your puppet party'?
We'll have twice the puppet voices.
You won't run away?
Nah, man.
I'm with you.
Happy birthday, Jake. Really.
Finn!
Glad I can untie you, buddy.
Check it out!
Finn finally made it to my party!
And I have a surprise for you.
Close your eyes and don't open them till I tell you.
[PANTING]
Finn?
You...lied to me?
[CRUNCH!]
Yeow!
[PANTING]
What about my party?
Don't go!
Finn!
Whupppp!
[GASPS]
[GASPING]
Hello?
[INDISTINCT VOICES ECHOING]
[DOOR CREAKS]
[GASPS]
[CANDY PEOPLE MOANING]
Finn...
A-a-a-a-a-aah!
Surprise!
You...
you did this?
I did this?
Ow!
They've been waiting for me, Finn -- for my b-day!
Stop being crazy!
Gobble gobble gobble, bla-bla-bla, gobble, dooba,
dooba, dabble.
Bb-bb-bb-bb-bb-bb-bb!
[WHACK!]
Oof!
You a he!
I'm a woman!
Raah!
Ooh!
Ring, ring.
Eh, hang on, deary.
Hello?
Baby, I told you never to call me here.
Oh!
W-what happened?
A deer scronked your head, and you lost your mind, man.
You imprisoned the candy people
for your own sick birthday fantasy.
Look.
What?
No!
It's not even close to my b-day.
I'm so sorry.
You...
[WEAKLY] You did not do this, Jake.
BOTH: What?!
Then who did?
It...was...him.
[BOTH GASP]
Freak deer!
Aah!
[GROWLS]
Jake, you free the Candy people.
I'll take on the deer.
No-o-o!
“Van!
ALL: Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
Thank you.
Heh, heh, hoo, hoo, ha.
Grrrrr!
Oh!
Aah!
Ohh!
[GASPS]
Ugh!
Finn!
Huh?
Donk!
[FLUSH!]
[ALL CHEERING]
BOTH: Nice!
We did it, dude.
How's your noggin?
Not crazy anymore.
How's your legs?
Mm...still broken.
[LAUGHS]
Thank you for saving my Kingdom, boys.
The deer wanted our sugar, but I didn't give him any,
if you know what I mean.
Tch! Tch!
Um...
Phew! It's stanky in here!
Yeah, like bad breath and eggs.
Let's go home so we can get baths.
[ALL CHEERING]
CANDY PERSON: I'm gonna get clean!
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
[HIGH-PITCHED HUMMING]
Huh?
[HUMMING RESUMES]
You got a lot of meat, Wildberry Princess.
Yeah, you know.
Thanks for cook-a-looking for us.
Oh, you're welcome, Finn,
and thank you for answering my urgent summons.
Hey, yeah.
How can we aid thee?
[CHOMP]
Oh, it's nothing, really.
Someone's trying to kill me.
Pbbbbbbht!
[COUGHS, GAGS]
Still tastes good.
It's no big deal.
Finish your pie.
It is a big deal, and I demand deets.
Okay.
I'm listening, but I'm gonna keep eating.
[MUNCHES]
I suspect that I've been targeted by
the guild of assassins.
Whoa! How do you know?
I found this note stabbed to my door...man.
[GASPS]
Princess, we vow to protect your juice.
Right, Jake?
[SLOBBERING, MUNCHING]
[MUFFLED] Sometimes I think there's a monster who
lives in my stomach, and that's why I'm hungry all the time.
[CHUCKLES]
[SLOBBERING, MUNCHING]
Uh...princess, let's continue this briefing outside.
I can't look at his mouth when he gets like this.
[BELCHES]
[CLUNK!]
[MUNCHING]
Mmm!
Princess, want me to finish off your pie?
[AS PRINCESS WILDBERRY] Yes, Jake --all my pies.
[CHUCKLING]
[MUNCHING]
[NORMAL VOICE] Hmm?
Hmm.
[GIGGLES]
A tiny cat.
[SCREECHES] Whoa!
[SPLAT]
Quiet, or you die!
[GASPS]
You're the assassin!
Me-mow -- assassin, second class.
But once I take out a Princess...
I "gadruate" to full membership!
Well, I'm no Princess, sister!
Yes, I know, but since you've blown my cover,
you will slay Wildberry Princess!
What?!
I'd rather be injected with poison!
Oh. Uh...
Okay.
Um...I mean...
I will assassinate Wildberry Princess!
Good.
Oh, and if you try to trick me, I'll poison you.
[THUNK]
[STUFFILY] My nose!
[ECHOING] Wow, it's like warm garbage up in here!
You...you done in there, Jake?
Oh! Uh, yeah!
So, um, Wildberry Princess --
So, maybe it wouldn't be so bad to be...killed.
W-w-why would you say that?
Dude!
Are you trying to freak her out?
I don't know.
I'm just thinking out loud here.
Are you trying to freak me out?
Aw, I'm sorry, Wildberry Prin...cess.
[JINGLING]
Uh, you should... let me...do something.
And... it will be...good.
What's going on out there?
Take...this!
And...that!
Ooh, how do you like this, Princess?
Ooh!
Uh, that's...very...good?
I'm gonna pick you up now and carry you...
to the window!
Jake, what are you...?
No! Stop! Please!
[WHISTLE!]
[SPLAT!]
Wildberry Princess is dead!
Shh.
[TING!]
You did it! Well done!
I guess I'll be on my way.
Princess! Oh, princess!
You're alive!
We saw your crown next to a pile of dirty meat.
Then we slipped on the meat!
And I thought I tasted your juice.
[SOBBING] But it was just blood from the meat!
We're so glad it wasn't actually you!
[SNARLS]
You liar!
[SQUISH]
[GROANS]
Jake?
Okay, Jake.
I've injected you with half the poison,
and you'll be dead in 30 minutes,
unless you kill the Princess,
which is when I'll give you the antidote.
Finn! Help me!
What's wrong?
If you say anything, I'll stab you in the brain!
Uh...
Finn! Sing mom's lullaby!
I'm so tired, Finn -- from the meat.
Please?
You have to lull me to sleep.
Uh...
I know you carry mom's music box around in your backpack!
Dude, I'm not gonna sing mom's lullaby in front of
other people!
Please? Ple-e-e-ase?
All right.
Real quick, while the Princess is distracted.
[MUSIC BOX CHIMES]
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYS]
♪ Don't be weepy, sleepy puppies ♪
♪ Slip your slippers on your footies ♪
♪ In the morning, you'll get goodies ♪
♪ Puppy hats and puppy hoodies ♪
♪ No stripes or polka dots ♪
♪ Heather gray and feather soft ♪
♪ Baby pink or baby blu-u-u-u-u-e ♪
♪ All the drawstrings you can chew ♪
Finn, there's an assassin in my nose and
she poisoned me and is making me kill Wildberry Princess!
Dude, stop playing games!
This is serious!
[GRUNTS]
[SMACK!]
[SQUISHING]
"Cat...noise"?
Oh, cats go meow!
[LOUDLY MEOWING]
[GROANS]
Shh!
[RAPIDLY MEOWING]
Shh! Shh! Shh!
[MUFFLED MEOWING]
[MUFFLED] Jake! Jake! What are you doing?!
Sorry.
[WHISTLE!]
[SPLAT!]
Me-mow, still asleep?
[SNORES]
Gonna double-cross Jake...
[SNORES]
...and leave him to die.
[SNORING]
[CREAKING]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[SHING!]
[GASPS] [SCRATCH! SCRATCH!]
Phew!
If I can just grab that antidote...
[SQUISH, SQUISH! PLINK!]
Aha!
[SCRAPING]
Puppy...hoodies...
[SNORES]
I did it.
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]
What the flop, Jake?!
[GASPS]
Treachery!
Hyaaaah!
Ooh!
Time's running out, Jake.
Do you want the antidote or not?
[GROANS]
What is wrong with you?
Hey, everybody.
Everything's cool.
Everything's not cool!
Wildberry Princess is still in danger!
Right. Right.
[GROANS]
Well, we should take her somewhere safer.
Do not make me give you the rest!
I know where to stash you, Princess.
Follow me!
Ooh.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
Here, nobody can take us by surprise.
Finn, stand here with your back to the cliff.
I'll stay with W.B.!
Then do what must be done.
[CLICKS TONGUE]
WILDBERRY PRINCESS: Oh, my!
Look at how close to the edge I am.
[GROANS]
Do it, Jake.
Do it!
[BIRD CHIRPS]
I...I...
I probably shouldn't!
[ZOOM! THUMP!]
Ugh!
[GASPS]
Jake!
I'm...full of...poison.
The assassin!
The name's Me-mow.
If you let Jake die, so help me, I will kill you, too!
Try it, oaf!
Give me the antidote!
[GRUNTING]
[WHOOSH!]
[SHING!]
Face me, cat!
[COUGHS]
[SCRAPING]
Ugh!
[GROANS]
[SHING!]
[SCREAMS]
Give it up, Me-mow!
You're only making my face look cooler!
[SHING!]
[SCRAPES]
You're at my mercy!
Ha!
You think you're hurting me with that tiny dagger?
We'll see who's laughing...
When you're blind!
[INHALES DEEPLY]
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
[THUD!]
[SHING!] [GROANS]
[GASPS]
It's over!
Give me the antidote!
What, this antidote?
No!
You...milk-lapper!
Jake, come lick this tree bark!
I'm coming.
[BELL TOLLS]
Forget it, kid.
I gave jake enough poison to kill a dog 50 times his size.
Oh, no.
[SNIFFLES]
[WHIMPERS]
BOTH: Wait! Oh, yeah!
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
[ZOOM!]
Dog liver times 51!
A magic dog?
Nooooooo!
How you feeling, dude?
♪ Big liver! ♪
♪ Big liver, yeah! ♪
You've ruined me!
I have to wait a whole year to retake the assassin's test!
Oh!
Why don't I make you my royal pet?
Hyah!
[POP!]
Oh, dear.
Nice defense mechanism, Wild B!
Are you naked?
Oh, no.
This is a medical condition.
I need a hospital.
[GROANS]
We all need a hospital.
[LAUGHTER]
[BIRD CHIRPING]
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪